A Cat's Diary

Hey people, I found this and it is so dead-funny!It's just similar to what we write in our journal. Well, here goes nothing...

Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.

I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.
Mimi Pok Cere

p/s:Be strong guys, the cat is us, the captors are the lecturers and the "bizarre dangling thing" is our assignments..like it or not, we have to go through all of this.